Story idea: F*@$ you St. Valentine!

Here's a story idea entitled "F*@$ you St. Valentine!". Here goes...

On the surface, Kenneth is a normal, intelligent young man. He lives in an apartment with his parents, holds a job in government office, loves soccer and hangs out with his friends. Pretty normal. Yet his love life is anything but normal. Kenneth is cursed by St. Valentine. Yep. This means poor Kenneth will never find love. Never. Something will always go wrong in his romantic relationships. Yet what grave offence has Kenneth commited? Why does St. Valentine make life so miserable for this pitiful fellow? Join Kenneth as he screws up one relationship after another under the influence of St. Valentine and his evil minnions (Cupid and Aprodhite). Watch them as they hilariously mess up Kenneth's love life...