Jover is in the papers again!

From the dodgy shops of Sim Lim hail,

A scum of a man named Jover Chew.

Scammed a man in an iphone deal,

Left him there to beg and wail.

Cheated another woman still,

Refunded her coins that would fill a pail.

Oh Jover, Jover you epic fail,

Now subject to such ordeal.

Just be glad that you aren't in jail...